My Heart Beats for Hummus

Because hummus is the best thing on the planet.
luckyshirt:

WHO IS THIS SIGN FOR

The dumbasses in the South who leave their kids in the car with the windows up when it’s 100 degrees outside. 

luckyshirt:

WHO IS THIS SIGN FOR

The dumbasses in the South who leave their kids in the car with the windows up when it’s 100 degrees outside. 

Can we talk about this nigga Omarion for a second…

frank-e-fighting-words:

queennubian:

beauchocolat:

jhenne-bean:

beauchocolat:

imacoldstoner:

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what is this nigga doing -__-

lmfao. 

loudest laugh right now. 

This is going to be forever funny. 

Bringing this back.

Lmao still funny

I’ve got nothing 

WHAT.THE.FUCK!?!

See? And ya’ll thought it was cute, because he was dancing through his ADHD. This is not cute. PS. If I hadn’t clicked on the link, I wouldn’t know what an Omarion was. 

(Source: johncougarmellencamp0, via fanufactured)

The New Yorker: Shouts & Murmurs: Republicare in a Nutshell

What Is Republicare?

Republicare is the non-socialistic, non-handout, non-affordable insurance program that insures health-care providers against catastrophic profit-margin problems.

Republicare includes all insurance providers, lobbyists, pharmaceutical manufacturers, medical-equipment…

(Source: newyorker.com)

mybodypeaceofmind:

acardiganandasmile:

lovelyleonardodicaprio:

Kate Winslet talking about her close relationship with Leonardo DiCaprio: Before we met, I thought, ‘I’m just going to fall completely in love with this guy’. Once I met him, I thought, ‘Well, it’s true. Leonardo DiCaprio is incredibly beautiful, but no way’. He’s just so normal and so — what’s the word I’m looking for? — fundamental. Very chatty and so funny that we laughed and joked around. Everybody kept saying, ‘God, you two just get on so well’. Leo and I sometimes still talk about it and say, ‘Oh, should we have an affair just for the hell of it?’ But we wind up agreeing, ‘No, we couldn’t, because we’d laugh too much’. We just wouldn’t be able to take it seriously.”

Oh GOD how I love them.

Can they please just stop being stupid and be a couple already! Goshhhhhhhhhhh.

(via loserbelle)